Only Microsoft could acomplish this.
So this morning, my girlfriend woke me up with alarming news. Here i was, drooling happily on my pillow, all warm and snuggled in the blankets, when..
*prodprod* “honney?”
“Muurrhmmf..”
*nudgeprod* “Baby, your xbox is flashing red ring of death.” (yes, my babe knows what RROD is.)
“Mmuurhmphh..thats nice sweetie.. *snore*”
(Two seconds later)
*blinks awake* “Wait, WHAT??”
(read on for the full story of how bizarre the issue turns out to be)